Sorry but I post this here because it seems right.
I just washed out my pants from a struggle through a mekong delta visit to a leper colony. Boy oh Boyo was that a stupid endeavor.
Ah what the hell. I suppose you get my total innaproriateness for any office from that showing of stupidity.

I am very sorry to those who have shown support for me, but I cannot in good faith act like a politician. I am a freak of conscience. I just gave my last dollars to another danged shoe shine boy. I just can't get this ideal of me before you.
I hope to work and contribute to the at-large but I just don't seem to get the Idea of the Internet being something that we run from the top down.
About two years ago I came up with the slogan "marketing is education and education is marketing, inside to outside and outside to inside" Since that time I have travelled over one million miles and held one hundred sick children. I have to admit that I hate every single one of you dawgs for not giving more to my shoeshine boys.
So you see I am not any kind of person you would dare elect to an important post.
Now if you do; it is fully open and transparent and it is your damn fault. {but let me tell you; I have been blessed by this internet; My father and I [he being a physician] saved the life of a Mekong tragedy, through the Internet.

Many people here know me well. And when you ask them they should say; He is a low life bottom dwelling Lay Eucharistic Minister, with a law degree and twenty years of International trading experience.
I am very afraid of the future of our Internet.

Please vote for Mr. Love and Mr. Bertolla

Sincerely,
Eric